The eighteen hundreds. That great era of history when the Spanish Empire extended its reach to the far reaches of Earth. The flotilla of Spanish ships would return to back to their native Spain packed with spices and goods.

If the gargantuan marine vessels of today still sink because of the harsh hurricanes that spring up out of nowhere, what about the ships in the eighteen hundreds? The walls of water slamming repeatedly against the sides of those ships were enough to send them reeling. And all the booty ended up at the bottom of the ocean.

Although the treasure hunters looked mainly for jewels and precious metals, they also retrieved a lot of ceramic material. This consisted of a lot of porcelain. That's more than two lifetimes of being in the ocean, in direct contact with saltwater - which is enough to eat through steel. That's there or thereabouts.

I trust that my New Market veneers will survive just as long on your teeth. I would like to think that they will outlast even me and you.

I make use of only the finest materials, that are put together with more thought than the most technological weapons.

They are known as porcelain veneers but they contain much more than porcelain. And because they've been put together by being pushed to the edges of chemistry, heat and technology, even the most blistering of foods or drinks isn't likely to harm them.

In addition to being rigid, New Market veneers are also practically watertight. This implies that due to their engineering process, my New Market veneers don't have any small cracks by which acids from foods can infiltrate.

Because there are none of these small holes, that means that hot-drink lovers can drink to their heart's content without losing sleep over the idea of stained teeth. Obviously, we can't always keep everything from staining, but my veneers aren't likely to during common circumstances. You can attain the smile you've always wanted, and not have to put up with teeth that are yellow or chipped.